Luke hates Susan Boyle...
Posted by Danielle in
Miscellaneous on December 31, 2009 |
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While watching TV yesterday an ad came up for Susan Boyle’s new album and Luke went on a micro rant! I guess he doesn’t like the way she followed her dreams and succeeded (tall poppy syndrome maybe). To a certain degree I agree with him, most people never reach their dreams and ambitions in life even if they are immensely talented. It takes more than just talent to break the big time and so many people fail… but we don’t talk about that, do we? Back to Susan Boyle though, I think it’s great what happened to her… it’s like a fairy tale and I love to see the underdog succeed. Her music is not my style but I wish her all the best. Luke on the other hand, well lets just say the Susan Boyle story stirred him… it stirred him to write this ‘country and western’ song in two minutes of frustration:
Verse 1
You can have a dream and plan to go far,
Wish for the best, name your own star
But there’s something they didn’t mention
you will wind up dead or on the pension
before you ever make it!
Chorus
You are…
destined to fail!
So put away your hopes right now
Destined to fail
Don’t bother trying, just keep on dying
If you quit now you still have time to get a job!
Destined to fail
Verse 2
We are told that if we dream hard, we can have a hit
Sorry to tell you this, but it’s a load of shit
Don’t worry, it’s not about you
It’s life, and the dole queue
and the fact that your dreams don’t mean JACK
Chorus
Final Verse
So go ahead, see it happen in your mind
That’s the only place it will, you will find
Soon you will be going to the nameless mass
who fell flat on their dreaming ass
only to find the FAIL BUS run them over!