Archive for the 'insults' Category

Bend over please

 
We have been renting in our new house for 6 months now and we are STILL waiting for the agent to have the dining room light fixed!  SIX months!!!  I can hear you saying “change the bulb yourself” but it’s not the bulb it’s an electrical issue.  So for the past six [...]

There’s something on the windscreen

I just read a news article where a man drove his car into two joggers.  I would be horrified if I hit a dog let alone two people.  This moron not only didn’t stop but he continued home and parked his car with a person stuck in his windscreen.  Now how the [...]

The art of “flipping the bird”

That swift wrist movement resulting in upward pointing fingers and often a vulgar word for back up is surely an art form to be mastered.  It can say so much in such a short amount of time….pppppfffftttt….and before you know it you have been flipped the bird!  It has many applications:

 expressing your [...]