Archive for the 'humour' Category

Ken’s Crack

Ken the handyman came around to finally finish the job he started three months ago. It was a quick and nasty patch up job just like all the other little jobs the real estate have had him do in this house.  While I watched him paint over mould in our toilet be [...]

Milk PLUS…

Have you ever sent your husband out to get milk but he comes back with milk plus this and that and some other thing you don’t need? Well today I sent my husband out to buy a new cd/tape player that was on sale at The Warehouse but instead he came home with a new [...]

Old MacDonald had a… tiger?

My three year old nephew was singing to me the other day.  His choice of song was “Old MacDonald had a farm” which seemed more like a jungle than a farm to me as he started singing about tigers and lions.  The song quickly turned dark as those tigers and lions started hunting me.  This [...]

No Toilet!

What do you do when you find yourself with no toilet? This was the problem I faced yesterday.  You see the plumber came around to change the toilet base and clear a blockage that has been causing us trouble ever since we moved in.  He arrived at 11am and started busting up our toilet immediately, [...]

Snap!

My girls were playing snap the other night and I had the job of being the dealer.  With eyes on the cards and hands posed to snap the game began.  Claire (age 7)  had the faster reflexes therefore seemed to win almost every match.  Natalie (age 5) was getting frustrated with losing so with every [...]

Sleeping in

I had my first chance in a long time to sleep in the other morning.  I stayed up late watching poker on TV but without the kids and Luke at home I was planning to sleep well into the morning. I slept without dreaming so as soon as I heard the BUZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZ of [...]

Extra Protein

The other night I was making a beautiful low fat carbonara sauce to go with the some gnocchi I was cooking.  The sauce was done and it was time to strain the gnocchi.  Into a colander it went then over into the sauce.  Oh no, I was pretty sure I spotted something black in that [...]

Competitive Nature

Whenever I get together with friends or family to play games…bowling, board games or just the wii… my competitive nature comes out to play.  I just love a good competition! Playing Pictionary the other day I may have been a bit hard on my seven year old for her lack of drawing abilities but she’ll [...]

X-Files: I want to believe… no… win!

I am I big X-Files fan.  I loved the show when it was on air and I’m glad to see it back in movie form.  In fact when Luke and I saw the preview for “X-Files: I want to believe” we were so excited we celebrated with a double handed hi-5.  We are most certainly [...]

What goes around … comes around

While on a short break at my mothers house in Hervey Bay my husband managed to log on to the net with his laptop using the neighbours wireless broadband.  Naughty we know but it’s not like he was downloading anything he was simply checking his e-mail.  Then just one day after his return we got [...]