Poked with a big dick
This morning my nephew (aged 3) was playing with a crochet needle. A little dangerous so my husband asked my nephew to hand it over so he could put it up high. My nephew replied with “I’m pretending it’s a big dick - I’m going to poke you”. I think my husband almost fell off the chair with that statement. I explained that “dick” translates into “stick” so there is nothing vulgar in his play. However he was genuine about poking him with the pretend stick so it’s best the crochet needle was confiscated. You’ll be glad to know that the “big dick” is now safely out of reach of little hands.
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