Nintendo wii…one pin conspiracy
I know there are a load of crazy conspiracy theories out there but I have unwittingly stumbled upon one of my own. It seems to me that every time I play bowling on the Nintendo Wii sports game I miss out on strikes by a single pin… I call it the one pin conspiracy theory. Now follow me on this one, time after time after time I am left with one pin standing..one pin people! Even in the practice modes where the pin numbers increase with every frame….one pin left standing. My theory is that some slime ball of a programmer thought it would be funny to write in a bit of code that enabled the scenario of one pin standing a high probability. Some would say it’s just my crap bowling skills but I say “phewy” to them, I’m at a pro level and at the moment I hold the high practice score of 635… without using the cheat of course. Now of course I plan on improving this score but along the way I just know there will be strikes and near strikes with of course ONE PIN STANDING! It drives me crazy…better get back to practice now. I’ll say hello to Elvis for you.
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