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After having the kids I can’t really complain about my body too much, I’m still a size 8. However after three years of breast feeding my boobs have gone south for the winter and I’m still waiting for them to come back. Before having my girls a bra was just another clothing item, now it’s a necessity. I better reel those babies in before I offend a member of the general public. I know having children doesn’t always change a womans body but I’m here to say that if all your pregnancy stretch marks end up on your boobs - you’re going to have problems. Once that milk dries up and you’re left with empty sacks flapping in the breeze there’s not much you can do. A boob job would be nice but the $20 000 price tag is a little out of my reach. On the positive side, if I jump up and down without a bra on I can clap without using my hands! I hope I’m not scaring any mothers to be, just keep that cocoa butter handy!

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