Sneezing, a new Olympic sport?
We once had a neighbour who would sneeze so loudly that my husband and I would look at each other and start laughing. It was SO exaggerated and so un-lady like that the image of Norma next door will always be in my mind when ever I hear someone sneeze. Often when my seven year old will sneeze loudly my husband will say “you right Norma?”. (Oh Norma, I wonder if you ever think of us) Now what if the Olympics introduced the sport of extreme sneezing…..would Norma win? I would most certainly expect to see her in the Australian sneeze team…. the “Sneezaroos”. Would there be deducted points for spraying or would they give points for the furtherest spray? I don’t know but I do know one thing, sneezing will never be the same for me…… not since meeting Norma!
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