Santa’s little disgruntle elf

I had to laugh after reading a news article about police on the hunt for a filthy elf….. http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=337148 …. hee hee. I have to say that after all these years working in slave like conditions round the clock in the freezing conditions of the North Pole, it’s bound to happen…… a disgruntle elf! Do elves get long service leave? How about fair and just working conditions? Paid maternity leave?? I think not! Santa is a workplace bully and he needs to step up and take better care of his employees. It’s a good thing Santa doesn’t exist otherwise he would have the elf union to deal with and an angry mob of short people shouting in high pitch voices picketing Santa’s head office.
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